From Fr Bob Maguire
We appeared, I won't say 'starred' in a pre-record of an episode, to screen in May, of a Channel 9 quiz show 1 vs 100. That was last Thursday morning.
No sooner had I got back to the safety of the Parish, than Channel 9 rang. What the...! Thought I. Do they think I had escaped with the Prize Money? But, no, dear readers. This time it was a journalist from "A Current Affair" about to "expose" a bloke who, allegedly under false pretenses, picked up bread and cakes from bakeries. Those worthy donors intended their surplus goods for 'the poor'. The bloke under investigation, allegedly, grabbed the goods for himself and his family and friends.
'Maybe they themselves are poor', said I to the ACA producer, remembering that many an early migrant to Australia had been guilty of just such a 'crime', stealing a loaf of bread! Not so, said the producer.
Anyway, I appeared briefly last night on ACA muttering platitudes like 'It's a blow against civil society', 'Anyone who does such a thing ceases to be (genuinely) religious.'
Back to 1 vs 100. I won't bore you with details of the quiz. Nor will I reveal the results. Did the single contestant take home the money or did I get a share of the loot? I can reveal that another priest, Peter Norden, recently made an Officer of the Order of Australia, AO, a Jesuit, founder of the excellent Brosnan Centre, Parish Priest of Richmond, Vic, joined me in a 'pod' of two out of the 'mob' of 100.
No sooner had the single contestant, Simone, taken her place on the podium, opposite quiz master extraordinaire, Eddie McGuire, than she became agitated as Peter and I were introduced to the audience.
'I know that priest!' exclaimed Simone. 'I used to walk his dog, Franklin.' Thank you, God, prayed I. Simone didn't claim on national TV, that she used to walk ME!
Then Eddie chipped in, 'I know him, too, as my chaplain at CBC, St. Kilda.'
This was in the first few minutes of the pre-record. It was a marketer's delight. It may even have satisfied a televangelist.
The rest of the show must remain shrouded in mystery. How long did Peter and I last? Did Simone outlast the mob? My lips are sealed.
Is this what blogging is all about? Do I post stuff like the above, trivial, like a chocolate, soft and sweet on the outside with a bit of a nut in the centre?
Or is blogging to be deep and meaningful? Being an activist and not an actor makes me opportunistic. I say 'yes' to publicity hoping that a bite on the chocolate will feel good, not break a tooth on the nut in the centre but, rather, provide nourishment.
Bob.